Number Nine Ticket

Get all other trophies in the game.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"

Try to intimidate the pigeons.

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?"

Play with the radio.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

Crack a joke.

"Oh, Lola..."

Revisit the place where you left Lola.

"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.

"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"Stop showing off for the girl!"

Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!"

Chant with the bees.

"Oh Rusty Anchor"

Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."

Listen to Carla's whole story.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Consider it an homage."

Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"It shone, pale as bone..."

Look at the moon.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.