Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.