You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.