Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.