Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.