50Achievements
I Watched the Intro
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(27.2%)
Nasty!
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(3.6%)
What a Waste of Money
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(16.8%)
Reach the Stratosphere
Get flung out of the map
(28.8%)
Streaking
Run naked on the football field
(1.2%)
Who Baywatches the Baywatch?
Run on the beach in slow motion
(6.4%)
401(K.O.)
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
(8.5%)
Where is It?
Find That clown
(6.8%)
Crocsquatch
Give Big Foot some shoes
(1.0%)
Cannibanana
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(1.7%)
Raider of the Lost Parking Garage
Find the perfectly round boulder
(10.5%)
You Trusted Your Instincts
Complete all Instincts
(0.3%)
French Fika
Lick the croissant
(4.2%)
Real Buoy
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
(15.7%)
A Center for Ants?
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(4.2%)
Egg Simulator
Become an Egg
(12.9%)
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Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
(2.2%)
Move! That! Bus!
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(0.5%)
Into the Matrix
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(8.5%)
Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation
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(6.2%)
Black Market
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(5.1%)
Car Cave
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(4.2%)
Club Mohair
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(3.1%)
San Angora: Become Human
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(9.8%)
Daredevil
Jump off all Ramps
(0.7%)
Certified Fresh
Find all movie tapes
(0.7%)
Forgotten Sorority
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(62.4%)
Goat Queen
Become Queen of all the goats
(17.7%)
Welcome to Earth
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(7.3%)
Private Club
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(31.5%)
Rogue Guild
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(24.5%)
Covert Consortium
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(18.5%)
Secret Society
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(14.2%)
Shadow Syndicate
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(11.5%)
Synchronization Complete
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
(16.4%)
New Goat Order
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(9.0%)
Don't touch the servers
You touched the servers
(8.7%)
Try Hard 2
Find all Trinkets
(0.5%)
G.O.A.T
Unlock all the achievements
(0.2%)
Lousy References
Find all Broken Relics
(0.2%)
Hell of a Ride
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(0.4%)
You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep
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(1.0%)
I Love History
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(0.1%)
Wow, Such Instincts
Complete all Instincts
(0.1%)
This Took Half My Life
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(1.3%)
Gastroscopy
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(0.7%)
Goat Got Brains
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(0.9%)
Ultrasonic Speedy
Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy
(0.1%)
Appliance in Disguise
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(0.7%)
Try Hard With a Vengeance
Find all Multiverse Trinkets
(0.2%)