85Achievements
Goat Simulator
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
(37.4%)
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Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
(36.3%)
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What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
(32.2%)
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Angel Goat
Do no evil
(31.9%)
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Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
(18.5%)
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Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
(30.2%)
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Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
(17.2%)
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LOEK Master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
(19.9%)
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Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
(18.9%)
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Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
(33.6%)
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Rymdskepp I Rymden
Travel to space!
(9.4%)
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A Story About My Goat
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
(22.3%)
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Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
(24.1%)
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Ling Ling Into Battle Go
Fight the turtles
(21.5%)
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Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
(4.0%)
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Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
(3.8%)
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Goat Of The Hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
(7.0%)
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A Story About My Elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
(10.3%)
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Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
(1.4%)
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Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
(4.7%)
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Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
(1.2%)
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Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
(2.6%)
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Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
(2.3%)
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The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
(0.6%)
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Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
(2.4%)
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One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
(1.5%)
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Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
(3.8%)
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Is That A Goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
(1.4%)
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Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
(1.0%)
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I Freaking Love Goats
Find all collectibles on level 15
(1.7%)
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A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
(0.1%)
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Big in Japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
(0.2%)
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Boat Ride
Enjoy your trip
(1.6%)
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Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
(1.9%)
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Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
(0.2%)
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Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
(0.5%)
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Excalitgoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
(0.9%)
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Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
(0.1%)
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Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
(1.0%)
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Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
(0.2%)
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I am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
(0.2%)
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Jörgen
Jörgen
(1.0%)
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Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
(0.2%)
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Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
(0.2%)
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Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
(1.0%)
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Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
(0.7%)
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Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
(0.3%)
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Not Again
Get deviously trapped again
(0.7%)
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Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
(1.6%)
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Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
(0.1%)
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Steal the Show
Do a card trick at the magician
(0.4%)
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Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
(0.1%)
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Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
(0.6%)
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The Charter Trip
Visit all zones on the MMO level
(1.0%)
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The Goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
(0.1%)
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The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
(0.6%)
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Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
(0.4%)
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Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
(0.5%)
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Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
(0.2%)
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Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
(1.1%)
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You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
(0.2%)
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Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
(0.2%)
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Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
(0.5%)
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Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
(0.2%)
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Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
(0.5%)
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Le Voyage Dans la Lune
A Trip to the Moon.
(1.5%)
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GoatBall
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
(0.3%)
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What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
(0.4%)
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Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
(0.5%)
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Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
(0.2%)
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The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
(0.2%)
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The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
(0.5%)
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Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
(0.1%)
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Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
(0.3%)
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Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters
(0.1%)
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Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships
(0.1%)
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Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
(0.0%)
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The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs
(0.1%)
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NERD!
Find all collectibles
(0.1%)
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I wanna be a baahlionaire
Gather $1000000
(0.4%)
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My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
(0.2%)
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Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
(0.7%)
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It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the Podrunner.
(1.6%)
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Splishy splashy
Visit the badehaus.
(0.4%)
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The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
(0.1%)