50Achievements
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK
(48.6%)
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park
(45.7%)
KKK Hero
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(22.6%)
Elven Hero
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(23.7%)
Nonconformist
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(40.9%)
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking
(8.5%)
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles
(8.7%)
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy
(31.4%)
Inside Joke
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(6.4%)
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew
(10.1%)
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park
(19.5%)
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items
(5.3%)
Face Hoff
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(3.7%)
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures
(2.4%)
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle
(30.3%)
Acceptance
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(32.9%)
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form
(3.3%)
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle
(11.1%)
Two Girls, One Stick
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(2.4%)
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game
(6.3%)
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart
(1.5%)
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap
(4.2%)
Outpatient
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(10.5%)
Perverted
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(7.1%)
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle
(50.6%)
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out
(32.8%)
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
(32.2%)
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out
(2.6%)
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon
(50.7%)
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon
(29.7%)
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon
(3.9%)
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father
(26.2%)
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park
(29.9%)
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend
(1.8%)
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items
(33.0%)
Stick Savior
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(33.2%)
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass
(6.4%)
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
(11.3%)
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times
(6.2%)
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants
(5.5%)
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets
(22.5%)
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes
(1.5%)
Too Far
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(8.5%)
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes
(14.5%)
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks
(47.2%)
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks
(50.2%)
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game
(4.4%)
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability
(42.7%)
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500
(24.0%)
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game
(1.4%)