50Achievements

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK

Common

(48.6%)

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park

Common

(45.7%)

KKK Hero

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(22.6%)

Elven Hero

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(23.7%)

Nonconformist

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(40.9%)

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking

Rare

(8.5%)

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles

Rare

(8.7%)

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy

Common

(31.4%)

Inside Joke

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Rare

(6.4%)

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew

Common

(10.1%)

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park

Common

(19.5%)

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items

Rare

(5.3%)

Face Hoff

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Rare

(3.7%)

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures

Rare

(2.4%)

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle

Common

(30.3%)

Acceptance

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(32.9%)

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form

Rare

(3.3%)

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle

Common

(11.1%)

Two Girls, One Stick

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Rare

(2.4%)

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game

Rare

(6.3%)

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart

Rare

(1.5%)

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap

Rare

(4.2%)

Outpatient

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(10.5%)

Perverted

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Rare

(7.1%)

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle

Common

(50.6%)

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out

Common

(32.8%)

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Common

(32.2%)

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out

Rare

(2.6%)

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon

Common

(50.7%)

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon

Common

(29.7%)

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon

Rare

(3.9%)

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father

Common

(26.2%)

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park

Common

(29.9%)

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend

Rare

(1.8%)

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items

Common

(33.0%)

Stick Savior

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Common

(33.2%)

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass

Rare

(6.4%)

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Common

(11.3%)

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times

Rare

(6.2%)

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants

Rare

(5.5%)

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets

Common

(22.5%)

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes

Rare

(1.5%)

Too Far

This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!

Rare

(8.5%)

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes

Common

(14.5%)

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks

Common

(47.2%)

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks

Common

(50.2%)

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game

Rare

(4.4%)

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability

Common

(42.7%)

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500

Common

(24.0%)

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game

Rare

(1.4%)