50Achievements
It's HAZARD TIME!
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. -- Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
(91.1%)
Take 5.
Pause the game. "Hey...come back here and play!"
(85.9%)
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."
(82.9%)
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
(81.2%)
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
(34.9%)
Feeling Punchy
Get 5 melee kills in a row. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
(41.3%)
Headache
Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
(75.9%)
Migraine
Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"
(63.8%)
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
(49.9%)
Better than One
Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"
(34.2%)
Plink
Get 50 Hazard pistol kills. "Frag you."
(47.5%)
Pull!
Get 50 Shotgun kills. "That was a blast!"
(19.2%)
Auto Dealer
Get 50 SMG kills. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
(31.0%)
Russian Attack
Get 50 AK-47 kills. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
(34.3%)
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Get 50 Sniper Rifle kills. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
(34.8%)
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
(34.3%)
Second Amendment
Get a kill with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
(24.8%)
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants. "Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
(10.5%)
Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
(10.9%)
Uncovered
Destroy 20 cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
(45.8%)
Boom.
Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
(13.7%)
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive and take damage. "It'll hurt me more than it hurts...never mind."
(35.5%)
Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
(12.5%)
Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shields. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the achievement!"
(10.5%)
Just a Flesh Wound
Beat a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
(27.4%)
Hazard Avoider
Beat the game on Minor Hazard. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
(19.3%)
Pseudo-Hazard
Beat game on Major Hazard. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
(11.2%)
Hazard Master
Beat game on Maximum Hazard. "You've done this before, haven't you?"
(6.9%)
Multiplayer Master!
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(19.3%)
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made that cool noir detective game?"
(25.1%)
Disco is Dead
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(76.3%)
Stung
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(70.0%)
Head Cheese
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(16.8%)
Meat Your Maker
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(13.0%)
Draw
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(13.7%)
Bedlam Basher
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(10.2%)
Dances with Guns
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(11.1%)
Russian to the Finish
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(47.1%)
Deja-Vu
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(35.4%)
Death Hazard
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(31.6%)
Housing Crisis
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(31.3%)
Pure Energy
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(23.8%)
Well, I Heard them Scream
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(14.3%)
Tramm Ride
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(24.0%)
Your Turn
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(22.0%)
Talk!
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(22.0%)
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(21.0%)
Observe the Grenade
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(6.9%)
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(19.1%)
Meet Quentin.
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(19.0%)